Possibly the most offensively funny movie we've ever seen, Nine Dead Gay Guys throws political correctness out the window and delivers some incredibly demented belly laughs. This is a the tale of Kenny (Mulhearn) and Byron (Mackey) - two very cute lads from Ireland who move to London to hit the big time. But what they end up doing is servicing gay men in exchange for cash. Not that these two wholesome boys are gay, but what's a little oral sex between men? Well, maybe they are gay - or at least maybe Kenny is gay, he thinks.
All irrelevant, as the Queen has been murdered and there is cash for the winner of the "Really Hard Red Bull Test" only if they can find "The Bread in the Bed" - all of this is connected to the Chasidic Jew Golders Green (who is very discreet, you must understand). In order for the boys to gain access to the "bread" one must pass the "Red Bull Test" - which is to be at least as hung as two cans of Red Bull stacked on top of each other. Kenny was up to the challenge!
This amazingly original and fast-paced film will offend just about everyone who takes it seriously. There is the "Desperate Dwarf" whose 3 1/2 foot height matches his small penis (he may have a small one, but he's got one hell of an ass); there is the "Iron Lady", the nasty bull dyke proprietress of a gay bar and there is "Dick Cheese Deepak" whose foreskin problem prevents everyone from going down on him. Funny, wacked-out and completely meaninglesss, this film has caused walk-outs at Cannes and controversy wherever it plays - we wouldn't miss it for the world.
All irrelevant, as the Queen has been murdered and there is cash for the winner of the "Really Hard Red Bull Test" only if they can find "The Bread in the Bed" - all of this is connected to the Chasidic Jew Golders Green (who is very discreet, you must understand). In order for the boys to gain access to the "bread" one must pass the "Red Bull Test" - which is to be at least as hung as two cans of Red Bull stacked on top of each other. Kenny was up to the challenge!
This amazingly original and fast-paced film will offend just about everyone who takes it seriously. There is the "Desperate Dwarf" whose 3 1/2 foot height matches his small penis (he may have a small one, but he's got one hell of an ass); there is the "Iron Lady", the nasty bull dyke proprietress of a gay bar and there is "Dick Cheese Deepak" whose foreskin problem prevents everyone from going down on him. Funny, wacked-out and completely meaninglesss, this film has caused walk-outs at Cannes and controversy wherever it plays - we wouldn't miss it for the world.
