Welcome to my blog! Most of you have found this blog either from Rubbing1Off, or Needed Relief. ONLY movies that have some type of Gay theme will be posted here, NO PORN! Plans are to eventually replace ALL Gigasize files with RS or SS. If you find a link that is dead, please contact me at WeOrGj@gmail.com. Will do my best for requests, as long as the requested movie is Gay Themed. Thanks, DK

Friday, November 20, 2009

Making of a Male Model





The glitzy soap Dynasty (1981- 89) reached the heights of international popularity in the early 80s. Aaron Spelling and the creative team behind the show crafted this made-for-television gem as a showcase for its star Joan Collins. Making of a Male Model (1983) is a glamorous peek into the dog eat dog world of modeling, male modeling to be exact.
While en-route to a photo shoot, superstar modeling agent Kay Dillon (Collins) is nearly run off the road North by Northwest-style by some yokel in a crop dusting plane. The pilot turns out to be Nevada ranch hand Tyler Burnett (Jon-Erik Hexum) the soon-to-be male model of the title.
"Have you ever considered a career in modeling?" Kay asks, looking him up and down with her expert eye.
"Huh-uh, should I have?"

When a local gal passes Tyler over, one has to question her sanity. Giving up Jon-Erik Hexum for a guy who drives a Trans Am? Some people need to get their priorities straight. With no place and no girl to call his own, Tyler heads to the big city.
Arriving in New York dressed in his finest Stetson and sheepskin coat, Tyler meets his new roommate. Chuck is a bitter, emotionally crippled, washed up fellow model. Noticing Chuck's black eyes, Tyler asks, "You get into a fight or somthin'?"
"Yeah," he answers, "with my plastic surgeon." In an over the top performance by Jeff Conaway, Chuck is a veritable walking billboard for the evils of fame, fortune and excess.
Meanwhile Kay must turn her diamond in the rough into a polished gem. "He's got that natural raw sex look." But Tyler hates all the primping and preening and wants to go on his first job interview just as he is.
At a casting call the next day, photographer Arte Johnson shouts at Tyler, "Take off your shirt. I wanna see your body." Tyler is rejected, despite the fact that Hexum has the face and body of a Greek god.
Perhaps Kay was right. Tyler relents and is soon being plucked, dyed and trimmed in a make-over montage that transforms Tyler from a handsome bumpkin to an even more handsome metrosexual-type. The song used to score the scene is pretty memorable too. The funky R&B/disco tune isreminiscent of the type of music they use in porn. Wonka-wonka-bah-wah.
Back at their apartment, Tyler pumps some iron and waits for word on his first job while Chuck drinks like a fish and throws himself a pity party. "It's a strange apple this Big Apple" he muses. Thankfully the phone rings with news that Tyler got the catalog job after all. Just wait until he sees the clothes he has to wear, which might be described as 80's republican chic.

After his first successful job, Kay takes Tyler to a costume ball. Dressed as a rhinestone cowboy, Tyler sneers at the industry types around him, "A bunch of weirdoes and queers."
"You know of course that Chuck is gay."
"It's different; he's a friend of mine."
"Then why are you so damn judgmental about all the others?" Kay asks. "Why don't you just accept the fact that we are all free to live our own lifestyle and do exactly as we please." Quite a progressive attitude for 1983, but the life lessons are put on hold when ad exec Kevin McCarthy accosts Kay. Tyler does his costume proud by coming to her rescue and roughing up the drunken McCarthy. Impressed by his gallantry, Kay finally bursts the bubble of sexual tension between them and beds Tyler in her ritzy Central Park West apartment. A romantic at heart, Tyler wants them to live together, but Kay is a modern career-driven gal and insists on remaining unattached.

Tyler's next audition happens to be for the same ad exec that he manhandled at the costume party. Not even McCarthy is immune to the charms of Jon-Erik Hexum. Tyler lands the commercial for Fever cologne and instantly becomes a huge star.
"Try it…and let her catch the fever", he sexily intones.
While Tyler's career soars, Chuck's has landed in the gutter. A scenery-chewing, drunken mess, he bemoans his fall from supermodel grace when he doesn't get a gig standing next to a car at an auto show. He's too old. Waving his drink around like he's in a road show production of Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf? Chuck berates Tyler's success. "What do you care? Mr. Sex Symbol of these United States."
For Tyler, fame has begun to loose its luster. After returning from a job in L.A. he finds that Kay has been seeing someone else and that his roommate Chuck has died of a drug overdose. "They didn't give you much time on the yellow brick road did they my friend?"
On a shoot in Acapulco, Tyler hooks up with blonde model and smokes some post sex pot. Reefer is a gateway drug. Did living with Chuck teach you nothing Tyler?
Soon he's boozing and partying and missing jobs. "You can be unmade as quickly as you were made." Kay warns.
"Just like a bed huh? Well you should know all about that."

Tired of the fast lane, Tyler heads back home to Nevada where he fulfills his dream of owning his own farm. Kay finds him working on the ranch and begs him to return and finish the job he walked out on. If Tyler doesn't come back the ad agency could sue for breach of contract. Threatened with the loss of his land, Tyler returns to the city for one last commercial.
After the shoot, Tyler stops by Kay's office to say goodbye. She tries to talk him into a television series he's been offered, but his mind is made up. Our attractive cowboy/supermodel borrows a horse from a hansom cab driver and rides off into the proverbial sunset down 5th Ave.

Eating Out: All You Can Eat


A raunchy sex comedy or a gay romance, however you see this third entry in the highly successful series, it's a wonderful film, filled with laughs, hot guys and a beautiful love story. Beside the requisite dirty jokes, director Glenn Gaylord and writer Phillip J. Bartell developed this story as a love story, a gamble that paid off big-time. Sexy temptress/fag hag Tiffani (Rebekah Kochan reprising her role) and her boyishly cute friend Casey try to lure the buff and sweet Zack with a phony online profile using the image of Tiffani's buff ex, Ryan. That works fine until the real Ryan shows up and chaos ensues. Only through some fancy footwork, advice from his Aunt Helen (Mink Stole) and mentor Harry (Leslie Jordan, "Sordid Lives"), and a particularly photogenic hook-up, can Casey figure out how to set things right and date Zack. Besides the gay icons in the film, Eating Out: All You Can Eat introduces six openly gay actors in lead roles including: Daniel Skelton, Chris Salvatore, Michael Walker, John C. Stallings ("The Janice Dickinson Modelling Agency"), Maximiliano Torandell, and Rick D'Agostino.
Taking inspiration from the classic screwball comedies of the thirties, the writers and directors have taken the decades-old formula of mistaken identities and turned it on its head and brought the concept into the twenty-first century. Judging by the ecstatic crowd reaction at the screening we were at, Eating Out: All You Can Eat is a major hit -- and even better than the second edition.

Make the Yuletide Gay

Not the best copy of this, but wanted to share, since it is REALLY new. Will upload better copy as soon as I find one.



Cast: Keith Jordan, Adamo Ruggiero, Hallee Hirsh, Kelly Keaton, Derek Long, Alison Arngrim, Gates McFadden, Ian Buchanan


College senior, Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson (Keith Jordan) is head-over-heels in love with his ultra-gay sweetheart Nathan Stanford (Adamo Ruggierro, out star of “Degrassi: The Next Generation”). The boyfriends part for Christmas break, each returning home to his family. Nathan’s cold parents won a trip to Israel, but somehow “forgot” to tell their son. When he hears that he’s to spend the holidays alone, he decides to make his way to Wisconsin to be with his sweetie and family. When he gets there, there are a few surprises: Gunn is in the closet; Gunn’s mom, Anya (Kelly Keaton) is a major Christmas freak who says “Dontcha” frequently; and Gunn takes after his dad Sven (Derek Long) — anatomically speaking — a fact learned when Gunn’s stoner dad greets Nathan at the door in an open bathrobe. With constant double-entendres flying from Anya’s mouth and Gunn Sr. always stoned, no one seems to notice that Gunn is gay and dating Nathan. With the closet walls closing in on Nathan, he decides to flee back to his empty home — the Gunnunderson’s are a little too fruity even for him! Giddily exuberant, Rob Williams’ latest is not only filled with laugh-out-loud jokes, but also with boys who look oh so cute together. Dontcha think?


http://www.sendspace.com/folder/o63zit


http://rapidshare.com/users/V214BQ


http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=357198670df00f62ab1eab3e9fa335ca6c3385486c0ccca9

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Boondock Saints


Flanery and Reedus star as twin brothers, driven by their hearty Catholic morals to mow down every pimp, drug dealer and criminal in Boston. Dafoe plays a flamboyantly gay FBI agent fascinated by the brothers and torn between arresting them and joining them.

The Last Picture Show


Bogdanovich's brilliant adaptation of Larry McMurtry's novel is regarded as one of the definitive coming-of-age sagas: not only in its depiction of the "end of innocence" for its characters, but for an entire way of life. Set in a one-horse town in 1950s Texas, the film stars Bottoms and Bridges as heatstruck teens sweltering in the dustbowl of their own lives. Leachman and Johnson won Oscars for their gutsy portrayals. Bogdanovich's eye for the period and place paints a picture of a ghost town more chilling than any horror movie.

Kiss Me Deadly





Cast: Robert Gant, Shannen Doherty, Fraser Brown, John Rhys-Davies



Ex-Spy Jacob Keane (Robert Gant) is pulled away from his boyfriend and daughter and back into the high-stakes world of international espionage when his former partner Marta (Shannen Doherty) reappears after 17 years. With her memory erased, they now must elude a pair of ruthless assassins and a mysterious villain looking to gain classified information at any cost. What ensues is a fast paced game of cat and mouse as Keane must determine who wants them dead, and why.


http://rapidshare.com/users/9HWVTA


http://www.sendspace.com/folder/9f9oo7


http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=357198670df00f62ab1eab3e9fa335ca0f35b75d8dd862a7

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

9 Dead Gay Guys




Possibly the most offensively funny movie we've ever seen, Nine Dead Gay Guys throws political correctness out the window and delivers some incredibly demented belly laughs. This is a the tale of Kenny (Mulhearn) and Byron (Mackey) - two very cute lads from Ireland who move to London to hit the big time. But what they end up doing is servicing gay men in exchange for cash. Not that these two wholesome boys are gay, but what's a little oral sex between men? Well, maybe they are gay - or at least maybe Kenny is gay, he thinks.
All irrelevant, as the Queen has been murdered and there is cash for the winner of the "Really Hard Red Bull Test" only if they can find "The Bread in the Bed" - all of this is connected to the Chasidic Jew Golders Green (who is very discreet, you must understand). In order for the boys to gain access to the "bread" one must pass the "Red Bull Test" - which is to be at least as hung as two cans of Red Bull stacked on top of each other. Kenny was up to the challenge!
This amazingly original and fast-paced film will offend just about everyone who takes it seriously. There is the "Desperate Dwarf" whose 3 1/2 foot height matches his small penis (he may have a small one, but he's got one hell of an ass); there is the "Iron Lady", the nasty bull dyke proprietress of a gay bar and there is "Dick Cheese Deepak" whose foreskin problem prevents everyone from going down on him. Funny, wacked-out and completely meaninglesss, this film has caused walk-outs at Cannes and controversy wherever it plays - we wouldn't miss it for the world.

Gigasize and 'Split' Movies

All movies posted in Sendspace and Rapidshare will have the same links, so you can download from either and get the same links.

With that in mind, some of you are not aware that these movies have been split in order to be uploaded, which means that the movies must be JOINED in order to view the entire movie. Here's the link that you'll need in order to download the 'joiner' HJ Split.
http://www.freebytesoftware.com/download/hjsplit.zip The process of joining is fairly simple, load HJ Split, select from first screen 'Join' then a new window will appear where you'll select the button 'input file' enter file no .oo1, press the start button, and HJ Split will do the rest. Once the movie is joined, you will have the whole movie to enjoy. The split files can be deleted at this point. You will no longer need them. A word of caution. YOU MUST HAVE ALL FILES in order to join a complete movie. Any questions, please email the email address listed below.

UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED IN POSTING, ALL FILES ARE INTERCHANGEABLE

Dakota.Montana.Utah@gmail.com

DON'T SHARE THIS BLOG WITH ANYONE!!!!

Hi,

After much thought, a friend decided to start up a 'porn' blog. If this one gets deleted, no more. So, if you like what you see at the blog posted below, please, do not share the link with anyone. Thanks DK


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Hi,

If you're reading this, you've found this blog by way of Rubbing1Off.blogspot.com. This blog will only contain Gay Themed movies.

Postings of Get Real, 2 Minutes Later, Regarding Billy, and Rock Haven, now have Sendspace and Rapidshare links.

Have all episodes of True Blood that have been aired. As new episodes are aired, they will be added. (True Blood is current to 08-09-09 episode) Plus, have the new 'Hung' Series to post as well. HOT Thomas Jane as a Gigalo! (Hung is current to 08-09-09 episode)

Even though I usually DON'T take requests, I do like to know what you guys find interesting and would like to see posted here. BUT!!!! Please, realize, an average movie TAKES 6 TO 8 HOURS TO UPLOAD! DON'T EVEN THINK OF REQUESTING A TV SERIES! IT COULD BE MONTHS BEFORE I POST ANOTHER MOVIE.

For those of you who want television series, here's the best blog on the web to find what you're looking for! http://mostlyseries.blogspot.com/ If you can't find it here, it's not available!


If you find Gigasize links posted as being 'no longer active' please be sure to contact me at Dakota.Montana.Utah@gmail.com, and I'll do my best to re-upload the movie in RS and SS. Enjoy!

Thanks

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